I'm a New York-based freelance ACD / senior writer / creative who likes comedy, the Miami Hurricanes, and working with nice, smart people.
I've worked on luxury cars, "sub-premium" beers, and enjoy all foods, except for the worst food, cream of tomato soup.
Before my current freelance status, I was a Senior Writer at 72andSunny where I helped a 150-year-old bank act like a startup, tried to make Facebook likable, and guided Gen Z to have more sex.
Before that, I worked at KBS+ on BMW.
Before that, I worked at Saatchi NY on pretty much everything.
Before that, I was a chubby teenager with Molly Ringwald hair and a bad fake ID.