As a chubby kid with Molly Ringwald hair and a bad fake ID, I spent my childhood days loading bags of fertilizer into trucks, bussing dishes, selling records, and cleaning pools. When I worked as a cabana boy, I was propositioned by an Upper West Side housewife, which is, like, the Gold Effie of the cabana boy biz.
Later, I went to a small Catholic college in the Bronx where I mostly learned I'm super not Catholic.
Two semesters later, I took my talents to South Beach to attend the University of Miami where I learned advertising is a job you can do.
When I'm not doing that job, you can find me writing sketch comedy at The Magnet Theater or hate-watching the Knicks and Miami Hurricanes at a friend's house.
I'm currently full-time at 72andSunny NY. Reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org.